Showing posts with label Fashion & Lifestyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion & Lifestyle. Show all posts

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

5 Hints To KNOW Youre Entering The Friend ZONE


1) You’re so nice”: This is the initial stage of the “friendzoning” village. The moment a lady starts telling you how nice you are to her, without attaching any emotional or romantic touch to it, my brother make things clear to her before you will reach the next level.

2) “Lol you are so funny”: You have started talking, and in your mind you are creating a chemistry. But in the girl’s mind, you are being used to kill boredom and depression. So my dear Brother, the moment you hear you are so funny, switch emotions tactically and watch-out for the rest.. Before you enter stage 3

3) “Bestie”: The moment you reach this stage, fogerit!!! You are now the LG chairman of Friendzone! Your deliverance will be headed by “Rev king” himself!! I don’t know if there will be a cure for this stage. But the moment you don’t save yourself from this stage, you will fall deeper to stage 4!!

4) “You’re like a brother to me”: Officially you have become the president of friendzone!! You are asking me how

Have you ever seen a girl giving out her kitty kata to her brother??

Have you ever seen a Lady date her brother??

Lol! Just know that at this stage, you will only the “STAGE 5” as your price!! So just take heart my Brother!!


5)“Aww thank You”: And this is your ultimate price!! Even if you like, back her from Lagos to Enugu Or Do all her assignments for her, my Brother your only price will remain “Thank you” or if she is a good sister, you will get a higher price which is “God bless you so much”!!

So my dear Brothers, remember the signs and know when to flee. God bless

Comment your thoughts below!!

Monday, 15 February 2016

Messi Named La Liga Player of The Month

After 12 years of Professional Football Messi Wins La Liga Player of the Month for the FIRST TIME!! Congrats to Him!!

Thursday, 7 January 2016

Tips on How to Be Successful By Goofy Kid


First of all success is when you achieve your goals and objectives..  

Here are tips on how to be successful...
1. Realize your potential
2. Dare to Dream
3. Don't look back
4. Strategize
5. Make a plan
6. Make sure your dreams are realistic
7. Focus on something you like
8. Don't give up
9. Motivate yourself
10. Always Remember God For everything He has done for you so far

Wednesday, 4 November 2015

MEN: Please Don’t Ever Consider Marrying These 9 Types Of Women










1. The Chatterbox
This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

2. The Desperate Chick
This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the 

3. The Overly-Critical Woman
Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her

4. The High Maintenance Chick
If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother.

5. The Clingy Girl
This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.
6. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn't open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl 
home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you see on the streets

7. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.

8. The Gold Digger
The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

9. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for. 

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Welcome To TopNotchVibez.com

Its a Beautiful day.. Im happy to be the proud owner.. of this site... to mark this day recharge cards will be given to the 1st, 3rd, 5th, 10th, and 30th  Person to comment on this post...